Introduction:

*** Inspiring Music ***

More graceful than a ballerina!

Smarter than the class nerd!

Able to backstab a mean girl while looking them in the eyes!

Look in the schoolyard. It's a graduating senior. It's the teacher's pet. It's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy

Yes, it's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy, a strange boy from a public high school, who came to your school with powers and abilities far beyond those of ordinary schoolgirls. Catholic Schoolgirl Boy who can pass the most difficult AP tests; make the class bully cry. And who disguised as an ordinary schoolgirl, wearing the same schoolgirl uniform you wear, fights a never-ending battle for high grades, peaceful hallways, and strict adherence to the dress code.

And now another exciting episode in the adventures of Catholic Schoolgirl Boy.

Prologue.

"How did you pass that test? She's the worst teacher in the school with the hardest tests," Aimee asked her friend Leah. "If you would have failed, they would have made you quit the volleyball team."

"I got some help."

"Help studying?"

"No, I called in a superhero."

"Who?"

"Catholic Schoolgirl Boy."

"There's no such thing. I mean I've heard of him. He's been on the news, but he isn't real."

"Oh, he's very real. He took the test for me."

"No, he didn't. I was in that class. I saw you there."

"That wasn't me. That was him."

"If that wasn't you, that had to be a girl, not a boy. No boy looks like that."

"He's all boy."

"Maybe he could put something under his blouse and blazer to make him look like he had boobs. But legs like yours, in pretty tights. I don't believe it."

"It was him. He was at school all day for me."

"Even gym class?"

"Yes, gym class too."

"And no one noticed?"

"Have you heard anyone say anything?"

"No."

"There you go. He can look like any Catholic high school girl."

"Could he help me?"

"Terri Zackery bothering you again?"

"Again? It's more like still. She won't leave me alone."

"Mean girls are like that. She thinks she is hot shit because her mother is the dean."

"Yeah, there isn't anything I can do about her. I wish someone would make her back off."

"I'm sure Catholic Schoolgirl Boy can help you."

"But how do I make contact with him."

"He just comes when you need him. That's what happened with me."

"I sure need him now!"

Act 1.

*** BUZZ ***

"I'll get it!" Aimee called when she heard the buzzer from the front door.

"Who is it?"

"Gabby's Pizza."

Aimie opened the door to see a handsome boy on her doorstep that she had never seen before. he was five-foot-eight, 140 pounds with brown eyes and brown curly hair. He looked to be about fifteen.

"Where's the pizza?"

"You said you wanted some help with a problem. I'm here to help you."

"A problem?"